LEGO's secret communist society revealed!

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April 1, 2016

LEGO's secret communist society revealed!

Communists have been secretly brainwashing children through LEGO for over 30 years! Discover the hard evidence with your eyes so that you too can look at the truth!

Aryan race

To combat the original "Aryan race" of blond hair and blue eyes, LEGO have been secretly promoting brunettes as each of the major themes protagonists for half a decade.

Even LEGO has been fond of licenses with brunette protagonists recently, such as Scooby-Doo and Minecraft.

And what major franchise has had brunette protagonists after LEGO achieved the license?

Even blond characters such as Captain America, Shaggy and Elizabeth Swann have all been given light brown hair by the LEGO group.

LEGO and the history of communism

If you haven't noticed, recently LEGO has been buttering up their relationship with Germany. A German minifigure series will be released this year. And who invented communism? A German! Now flash forward to the 1900s in Russia. It's pretty much being controlled by Rasputin who he believed had "magic" powers, what does LEGO love? Magic! If it's Elves or Castle, magic will work it's way into LEGO somehow.

The colour red

The colour red has been used heavily in advertising LEGO. The colour is used prominently in Classic sets, despite being one of the more costly colours to produce. City loves fire and hospital sub themes, which both promote the colour red (thus advertising communism). The protagonist of BIONICLE is Tahu, who is bright red in colour. Kai and Macy also share the iconic communist colour.

From LEGO Island to The LEGO Movie

In 2008, Michael Toland discovered the secret truth that LEGO's first foray into video games, 1997's LEGO Island, was a piece of Communist propaganda. LEGO Island is ruled by a red-wearing man called the Infomaniac who spends his days looking over a red map. The INfomaniac bears an uncanny resemblance to Joseph Stalin.

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Toland continues to investigate socialist scumminess present in LEGO Island, realizing that a major aspect of the game is building vehicles. "I remember I built a totally awesome jetski only to see some jerk driving it around a few minutes later... Although I suppose it wasn't my jetski. IT WAS THE STATE'S!"

Furthermore, two of the game's playable characters are police officers who keep their sole prisoner, The Brickster, in a tiny cell without adequate food, shelter, or living conditions.

However, most darning of all is "comic sans was used in the game, the pure form of communism."

Toland's report concludes: "This callous treatment of the enemy of the state, combined with de-emphasis on personal property (many a time I would just walk up to a vehicle and take it, no questions asked? Pepper's trademark skateboard became Nick Brick's trademark skateboard many-a -time, and there was that jerk who took my jetski!) and the motif of the red as well as other elements that I can't show you in picture form (the propaganda coming from each car radio) and we have quite the communist state on our hands..."

LEGO Island was not just a misguided college-aged fluke, however. Toland went on to unveil the immoral lifestyle encouraged by LEGO Alpha Team, but was silenced before he could share his findings on LEGO Racers and shortly thereafter disappeared. Is it coincidence that the BIONICLE franchise stresses virtues of unity, duty, and destiny? Bloxipedia thinks so. Fox News also demonstrates beyond reproach that The LEGO Movie is a communist masterpiece:

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Perhaps this seems shocking at first, but it really should not come as a surprise to anyone that a toy company like LEGO is working to subvert the foundations of capitalism. The same goes for Mr. Popper in It's a Wonderful Life; would a true villain rescue all of those penguins?

The internationale

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Arise, ye workers from your slumber,

Arise, ye prisoners of want.

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For reason in revolt now thunders,

and at last ends the age of cant!

Away with all your superstitions,

Servile masses, arise, arise!

We'll change henceforth the old tradition,

And spurn the dust to win the prize!

So comrades, come rally,

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And the last fight let us face.

The Internationale

Unites the human race.

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So comrades, come rally,

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And the last fight let us face.

The Internationale

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Unites the human race.

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