So, uh, funny story. I'm sort of on the run. You see, this anon tipped off the authorities that I do not in fact criticize armchairs (or even chairs at all). So, um, I am going to go straight and keep my promises: aliens will appear right here in this very field before the decade is through.
Really though, I sort of broke the last blog because I accidentally removed the comments section and couldn't bring it back without tripping the spam filter. It does not like links to YouTube. So don't do that. I guess. Please.