Brickipedia News:LEGO can "destroy" souls as well as wallets, claims priest

User:CJC95 0:00, 04 April 2014 (UTC)

by CJC95
April 04, 2014

Satan's work or piece of plastic?

A Polish priest has claimed that LEGO is a tool of Satan. His evidence for this is not due to stepping on a brick - which The Daily Edge rigorously proved was the most painful thing in the world by taking screenshots of some tweets, but due to the Monster Fighters theme from 2012. Father Slawomir Kostrzewa, who previously called My Little Pony the "carrier of death", said "These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side.", making Lord Vampyre the most sinister toy since Chucky.

He also noted that the "friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters", which means he never saw a Belville figure, and cited the New Zealand research team who found that minifigure faces have got scary over the years. He also refers to the double-sided face many minifigures now have, saying "it appears the good suffer in battle and the 'villains' have a face showing satisfaction with their evil deeds".

Despite the overwhelming evidence which suggests Beelzebub's involvement, Warsaw's Super Express newspaper went to psychologist Monika Fillpowska, who reassured them that "these are just blocks" and denied a link to Satan. However, that is what a psychologist would say, since psychology is actually Satan's "master stroke of genius".

Via The Telegraph.
Tags: Monster Fighters

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